Minimum Rage

Date Published: March 11, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

An employee nervously talks to his manager. He has tears in his eyes and looks defeated. There is a “Karen” in the background looking through the door.
Employee: “Sir, we’re getting slaughtered out there. S… she’s demanding to see you.”

Panel 2:

The manager looks serious and resolute.
Manager: “The time has come. Activate the new hire.”

Panel 3:

The customer faces the new hire as she walks through the door, who looks intimidating.
Manager: “May God forgive me for what I’ve done.”

Panel 4:

The new hire aggressively confronts a customer. The new hire is also a “Karen”.
Manager Karen Sound Effect: “SKREEEONGH” (like Godzilla)
Customer Karen Sound Effect: “Hisssssssss.”