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Date Published: March 1, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

Doug looks distressed while talking to his friend while they sit on a picnic bench.

Doug: “OH NO! I think I sat on Beth’s candy bar! Don’t tell her… she’s gonna be so pissed.”

Panel 2:

Doug’s friend examines the situation. Doug stands up and there is brown candy bar all over the back of his pants
Doug: “I can’t see. Can you salvage it?”
Doug’s Friend: “I can get most of it. Just don’t sit down.”

Panel 3:

Beth returns, looking shocked.
Beth: “I’m bac… OH MY GOD. What happened?”

Panel 4:

Doug’s Friend: (calmly) “Doug sat on your… “
Doug (interrupts) : “I SHIT MYSELF”