Pre-Order

Date Published: April 26, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

A man is holding a package outside. “Hey man, I didn’t order this…” he says to the delivery driver. “Don’t worry. Our new system says you will.” the delivery driver says back. 

Panel 2:

We see a Minority Report type psychic pool. A man is floating in it with wires hooked up to him. 3 men look on from the windows surrounding it. 

Panel 3:

The man emerges from the pool, we see it’s Jeff Bezos. He moans “OOORRDUURRR”. 

Panel 4:

We see inside the room surrounding the pool. 2 men are at computers, while one says “That makes two million!” A man looking off into the distance with a cigar in his hand says, “That crazy son of a bitch, he’s done it again.”