Value Meal

Date Published: October 19, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

A man walks up to the counter in a fast food restaurant and is greeted by the woman behind the counter. “Good afternoon! Would you like to try a combo meal?” she says to the customer. 

Panel 2:

The customer is concentrating on the menu. “Nah. Let’s see. Can I get two of those happy endings?” he says. The employee starts giggling. “Hehe. Don’t you mean happy meals?” she replies. 

Panel 3:

He looks at her sternly. “Nope, I’m gonna need to speak to your manager,” he says. 

Panel 4:

The manager emerges holding a menu in his hands, looking annoyed. “Goddamn secret menu. Meet me in the alley,” he says. The woman behind the counter looks shocked. “Katie, bring out fries and a soda in fifteen minutes,” he continues to say.