The Gem Shop

Date Published: October 26, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

A warrior is in a jewelry shop. The shop salesman steps up to the warrior. In front of both of them is a necklace that says “Legendary, Jewel of Persuasion: 120% charisma, 31k Gold”. The salesman says, “A warrior of refined tastes, I see. This necklace makes you irresistible in any conversation.”

Panel 2:

“Nah, too expensive. Where’s your cheap ones?” the warrior says. “Over there, in the bargain bin,” the salesman says reluctantly, looking annoyed.

Panel 3:

The two are now in front of a barrel with a sign that says “Rock of Talkin’ Good. +1% charisma, 3 Gold.” The warrior asks, “Hmm. Do the stats stack on these ones?” The salesman irritatingly replies “Ugh. Yes.”

Panel 4:

We see the warrior in a bar, draped in 50 cheap jewels smiling creepily. He’s staring at 2 ladies at the bar. “Sup ladies,” he says.