Ten Items

Date Published: May 19, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

A man is in line at a grocery store buying milk. He points to a sign that says “This lane is 10 items or else”. “Shouldn’t that say 10 items or less?” he asks the cashier, who is an older woman. 

Panel 2:

The cashier replies, “No. It’s correct, dear. 10 items or else.”

Panel 3:

“Ha ha ha! … or else what?” the man asks the cashier. She stares at him, squinting through her thick oversized glasses. “Try me… motherfucker.” 

Panel 4:

The final frame we see him hurrying out of the store with a bunch of random items. A cowboy hat, fishing pole, football, ring, #1 Mom chain and the milk he was originally purchasing.