Gmen

Date Published: August 10, 2021

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

A man is holding garbage bags, ready to take them to the end of his driveway for collection. At the end of the driveway he sees a colorful garbage truck with the words “Garbage” written on the side of it, in a font that looks like the Google logo. “What the hell is this?” the man says out loud. 

Panel 2:

A man in a colorful hat with a “G” on it walks up to the man with the bags. “We now scan your garbage to bring you more relevant ads!” the garbage man says. “Geez. That’s sketchy,” says the man holding the garbage bags. 

Panel 3:

“I value privacy. Do you guys have an incognito mode?” says the man holding the garbage bags. “Ugh, Yes,” says the garbage man while taking his hat off and reaching into his pocket. 

Panel 4:

We now see the garbage man putting on a ski mask, while a tiny sign has been lowered on the side of the garbage truck so that the side of it now reads “Not Garbage”.