Sketch Artist

Date Published: April 19, 2022

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

An anxious man covered in dirt and sweating is standing in front of a police officer. “Officer.. please help. My girlfriend is trying to kill me,” he says while looking around nervously. The officer replies, “We need a composite. Not to brag, but I’m a webcomic artist. I’ll sketch her.”

Panel 2:

The anxious man gives a description, “Long hair.” “Mmm hmm,” the cop mumbles as we see him focusing on drawing in a notepad. 

“Thin nose,” says the man. “Don’t do noses,” replies the cop.

“Blue eyes.” the man tells him. “.. or colored eyes,” says the cop. 

“Thin lips.” the man says, getting angry. “Bleeeeh,” says the cop, rolling his eyes. 

Panel 3:

The cop gives his notepad to the man. We see the cop giggling in the background holding back laughter. In the notebook we see he has crudely drawn a woman with a word bubble that says, “Muh boyfriend has a tiny penis.”

Panel 4:

“I feel you’ll find my content extremely relatable,” says the cop. We see the man is now annoyed, staring at the cop with an angry expression on his face.