Tasty Paste
Date Published: January 25, 2021
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COMIC SCRIPT
Panel 1:
Two kids are in a classroom near a window. Both of the kids are eating paste, one of them is eating it straight from the jar. A man is poking his head in the window. “Psst. Hey kids. Pssssssst…” the man says.
Panel 2:
“Salutations, On a scale from one to sixteen how satisfied are you with the flavor and consistency of your current paste?” he asks the kids.
Panel 3:
The teacher shows up with a squirt bottle and starts spraying the man in the window with water. “I told you before, get outta here or I’m calling the cops,” she says. The man growls, “hissssssssss!”
Panel 4:
“Ugh. Jimmy.. Go get the janitor. He’s stuck in the rope climbing wall again,” the teacher says while looking out the window. We see the man has run off and has gotten himself stuck in the school’s playground equipment. We see his van in the background, which has his face on it and says “Uncle Sal’s Flavored Paste.”