Sweet Revenge

Date Published: December 21, 2020

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

An elf is in front of Santa in his office. On the desk there is a plate of cookies and some paperwork. “Carl, thanks for your 20 years of service but I’m letting you go,” Santa says. “I’ve offered your position to our head elf’s son.” The eft is looking on in disgust. 

Panel 2:

We see him sitting in another interview. He’s in the Keebler factory getting interviewed by one of their elves. “Your resume is spectacular! You sure you’d rather work the production line?” the Keebler elf says. “Are you familiar with our products?”

Panel 3:

Santa’s former elf is sitting in his chair with his arms folded, his face darkened and he has a scheming look on his face. “Yes sir, I definitely am,” he replies.

Panel 4:

In the final panel we see Santa eating cookies, he has a little blood coming from the corner of his mouth. “Ouch, What the hell?” he shockingly says. “There’s glass and thumbtacks in these damn cookies,” as we see him holding a thumbtack in his fingers.