
Life Achievement
Date Published: July 1, 2021
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COMIC SCRIPT
Panel 1:
A man and woman are talking. The man is holding up a stick of Chapstick. “Wow. My Chapstick is empty. That’s a first,” he says.
Panel 2:
Suddenly an alert pops up over his head with a DING. The alert says “One Finally Done : Use a full stick of any lip balm without losing it.” Puzzled, the woman says “Hmm. You got a life achievement.”
Panel 3:
The man starts reaching and looking up. “It’s not going away. What does it say? I can’t see it,” he says. The woman starts to giggle that he can’t see it. Out of the corner of the frame we see someone talking – “Hey guys. Sorry I’m so late,” the voice says.
Panel 4:
We see another man walk into frame. He has his own life achievement alert on his head. The woman standing next to him is shocked. The alert says “Five Before Five : Masturbate 5 times before 5pm.” The guy with the alert is unaware of it. “Wut?” he says, confused.