Garbage Hole
Date Published: October 5, 2020
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COMIC SCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man are in their basement, there is a mysterious hole in the ground. The man is throwing an open can into the hole, there are 3 rolls of toilet paper on the floor beside his feet.
“Darrell! Is that toilet paper? Are you now pooping into the mysterious basement vortex?” his wife says, as she points to the toilet paper.
Panel 2:
“Wouldn’t you? Everything we throw into it disappears.” he replies, pointing towards to mysterious vortex on the ground.
Panel 3:
Scratching her head, the woman gives in and says, “Dammit. I hate when you’re right. Could I get ten minutes with the hole?” She’s holding a roll of toilet paper.
Panel 4:
We now see a whole other world, with piles of garbage all around. The mysterious hole is floating in the air. A man in the distance is raising his hand. His mouth and hand are covered in brown and he’s holding something. “SHIT AGAIN”, he yells to the people in the foreground.
“THE GODS ARE UNHAPPY. PREPARE A SACRIFICE!” a man in the foreground says, pointing to a woman wearing a discarded cantaloupe on her head, looking annoyed.