Among Birdseed Thieves

Date Published: May 20, 2020

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COMIC SCRIPT

Panel 1:

An old man is carrying a large bag of bird seed through his yard. “Stupid squirrels eating all the bird seed. Second bag this week”, he says looking annoyed.

Panel 2:

There is a squirrel sitting in the bird feeder looking at him as he approaches. The old man is holding out his hands toward the squirrel, “Ha. Gotcha. I’m gonna snap your little neck”, he says.

Panel 3:

We see a whole bunch of animals emerging from the bird feeder, squirrels and birds. The man, looking all dejected, says, “Soo how much of that did you guys hear?”   

Panel 4:

We see the inside view of his wife’s house. She’s sitting in a chair watching TV as the old man is seen through the window being attacked by birds and squirrels. As some attack him, we see the other ones feeding on the bird seed that is now spilling out of the bag. He’s screaming on the ground trying to get away.